Matthew

refers to a CS freshman who enrolled in this course clearly for one reason - the Femboys

"Matthew refuses to get a lobotomy because he wants to remember his favorite femboys."
"ts so matthew"

by DDEDR September 11, 2025

Matthew

The one who talks about porridge and rock pigeons

Matthew loves coke

by Menloveboobs October 9, 2020

Matthew

Some dude, lives like a champ, but isnt one

Girl:Is that matthew
Girl 2: Yeah...
Boy: Is that Matthew
Girls 1 and 2: Yeah

by The peepee parylyzer November 1, 2021

Matthew Patel

THE BEST MAN TO EXIST ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH
IF YOU WANT FIGHT ME‼️‼️🗣🙏
HA! UR NOT THE BRIGHTEST🗣🙏

Person one: Hear me out...Matthew patel-
Person two: NO.

by GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR December 10, 2023

Matthew

A homewrecker

Guy 1- what the fuck, get off my girl
Guy 2-yeah you matthew

by COOCHIESLAYER999 November 11, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is the type of guy to give unconditional love to anyone that supports him. He is always methodical in every aspect of life. A Matthew is always a joy to be around and can brighten anyone’s day. He always makes sure everyone is having a great time. A Matthew also has an undeniable charm to him.

We just love our Matthew, I don’t know what we would do without him.

by coolguy_69 December 16, 2023

Matthew

Matthew (AKA Matty Ice) is athletic AF and loves to fuck wit this girl... and has been. SSHHHH

his instagram is @mkloecknerjr
Matthew likes to be himself

by kalmista April 2, 2019