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Beta Male

Dude 1: Kush kitty Jr. is such a beta male
Dude 2: Dude I know
by OdinPosideon4head April 1, 2019
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sigma male

The propagation of the sigma male concept is a cringe coping mechanism leveraged by literal beta males who pretend they are better than alpha males and also want you to believe that. In a story as old as time itself, young men with loser fathers attempt to compensate for their lack of a healthy masculine identity by pretending to be some kind of scary bad ass. In truth, nobody else (especially women) thinks sigma males are scary bad asses, or that even attempting to be a scary bad ass is admirable or useful; they rightfully see through the bullshit to observe the truth: that this man is totally lacking in basic social skills, is a selfish asshole who doesn't care about other people, and would probably be a loser father like his father before him. The sigma male concept is the loser male version of the mental ill degenerates who invented 1000 made up genders and sexualities in the 2010s: total pseudoscience with absolutely no basis in academic literature that serves only to signal that you are in fact a fucking loser who looks at the internet all day. Lots of loser men thought the sigma male concept was pretty cool during the early 2020s, but the tide quickly turned on them when they realized that they had shrouded themselves in a symbol of failure not dissimilar to a neckbeard's fedora. Today the majority of people who are aware of the sigma male concept think it is fucking embarrassing and anybody who expresses admiration for the concept is definitely a dickhead.
"Why is your YouTube feed full of Peaky Blinders clips?"
"Because I'm a sigma male."
"Is that some made up thing from the internet?"
by Erik9000 September 11, 2023
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Laikopoulos Male

Above sigma, horse cock energy bursting through his veins, 1v9 valorant machine, dominates the whole planet (also dominates pyth), yes bitches!
When I grow up I wanna become laikopoulos male and get some bitches on my dick
by 'kopoulos, Xen February 2, 2022
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Aspa Male

An "aspa male", is a male person who show strong affinity to "alpha male behaviour" but who also displays clear signs of Asperger Syndrome.

This combination results in an over-confident person, with seemingly masculine traits and a positive go-getter attitude, who yet stuggles with understanding human relationships and intrapersonal communication. Often the aspa male really hasn't got a clue to whats going on around him, but still tries to play king of the hill and boss people around. The aspa male is quite often entertaining to observe but can be annoying close up, and affect personal productivity by interfering in matters that he doesn't really understand.

Common traits of aspa males:
- Stands too close and speaks to loud
- Keeps moving forward even if the victim is slowly moving backwards
- Love describing his victories and often do so even when people have left the room
- Have a tendency to miss subtle jokes and missing the collective timing of laughter
- Perceive himself as a good guy but often try to push people down, especially women.

Aspa Male, "aspahanne", is originally a Swedish contemporary term, and derived from the word "alfahanne" and "Aspergare".
"Gee, he sure seemed like a proper alpha when we went to Suzy's party, but o'boy did he mess that up - not being a gent, standing to close to the ladies and going on about himself like a damn aspa male! Can't he read a room!?"

"Sis, I really don't think you should date that Rob guy. Something is not right in his brain. Proper aspa male I would say. Looks like a handsome Swede, big viking muscles, smooth mouth and all, but lookin into his eye you can tell that the light is on but nobody is home."
by Piké Troll February 3, 2025
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Meredydd (male)

Meredydd’s are friendly but take a lot of convincing to build that trust.

Meredydd’s are always happy to help, but sometimes end up being walked all over because of this.

Meredydd’s put on a hard front but deep down are really sensitive and easy to upset.

Although Meredydd’s like to laugh, they are very serious most of the time and they can come accords as moody and grumpy.
by Urbz243 November 23, 2021
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Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.
John: I overheard Cody talking about Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad for him.
by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025
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Bobby male

An individual who is so fucking masculine and has a real attraction to the ladies. This man is so above any other type of male that he doesn't mind going by the name "bobby". If you are a big lad with muscles who shits on the younger generation due to his high stature and dominance, then you are a bobby male
Beta Male: YOOOOOOOOOO wtf its a bobby male

Bobby male: YH FAM D'watch dat init

Beta male: Ok by the way i'm a beta shit
by Bobby the Bobby male May 31, 2022
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