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A kleptomaniac bitch who looks like a hippo with big watermelons taped onto her front. She acts sweet, and then she'll attack. Usually by stealing your things or talking shit about you behind your back. Never trust a Maddie.
Girl1: "What's your name?"
Girl2: "Maddie!"

Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"
Maddie by GrierIsMyGirlfriend February 22, 2024
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Maddie Hooters 

The appearance of a juicy set of breasts which are so voluptuous you would want to milk them.
Sped Bell looked over at the juicy Maddie Hooters and oozed with the thought of revving that.
Maddie Hooters by GobStropper February 28, 2024

Madaelectriccar 

what happens if Elon Musk buys the country "Madagascar" he'll turn all the Africans into Robots and they will become insane the country will then become "madaelectriccar"
Time Traveller: What year is this
Robot: 2314 Elon musk is still alive and its called Madaelectriccar
Time Traveller: what in the
Madaelectriccar by werykul December 4, 2024
Maciej will be your only one and true friend. Shows his true self only to his best friends. Will put full effort for everyone and is the kindest and nicest person you will ever meet. Attracts so many girls it's insane. Always a huge crowd of girls surrounding him.
"Who is that handsome looking man?"
"Oh that's Maciej the coolest guy ever"
"Why is there a crowd surrounded him"
"Hes that popular"
Maciej by Millteen March 7, 2024

Made in the image of God 

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.
Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."
Maddie is a really bad person who has small nostrils and not kind hearted at all. She thinks sheโ€™s on top of the world when really isnโ€™t and has the audacity to tell everyone to shush. Also she has a flat bum and thinks sheโ€™s got a big bum.
we all love maddie
Maddie by @mahd1_ on ig June 26, 2024