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Your mom

A human being:your mom is gay
Someone with a mother that is not gay:no u
by JacrispyFriedChicken July 2, 2018
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Your Mom

a shitty insult that doesnt work at all and for some reason became a meme
Person 1:Your Mom's Gay

Person 2:wtf is wrong with all these retards???

Person 3: Your Mom HAHAHAHAHA
by ConnorSmith6502 July 8, 2018
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mall mom

A mom who takes her children to the play center in the mall, then gets mad at other kids for things her child does.
Her kid just kicked mine and sheโ€™s mad at my kid. Gosh sheโ€™s such a mall mom.
by Lilpotatolove August 7, 2018
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Ur mom

This is a phrase commonly used to yab or insult other people, it is also used for a comeback for literally anything!
Dude 1: You are so stupid
Dude 2: like ur mom

Dude1: You fail in school
Dude 2: like ur mom

Dude 1: who was eating that?
Dude 2: ur mom xd
by Ur mom noob January 17, 2019
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Your mom

by Boi boi boi boi boi boi February 13, 2019
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Roofie Mom

Roofie Mom:- are the Moms who had to start working, in the easy credit age, so that the monthly house payments could be made on the super ostentatious house.

Such that a generation of (millenialยฟ) kids grew up in plush & posh child care centers!

A generation whose MOMS were not MOMS, but rather a ๐ซ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ค๐ž๐ž๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ซ๐จ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฎ๐ฉ over her precious 1.71 brood of outsourced cotton-wool & chemical reared kids.

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Not the addicted "Roofy Moms" the ones on Rohypnol; the ones that can't stand the ride?
I never knew my mother, as she was a Roofie Mom; but we lived in a great house, in a great suburb.
by denko12 August 31, 2018
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Your mom

The most badass comeback after you've been roasted by your mates.
My mate: Lol go commit bath toaster
Me: Your mom xd
My mate: oh jesus that was a bit too harsh
by Runiga September 19, 2018
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