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busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.
"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"
by familyguydork November 30, 2020
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Park like a fuckhead

When someone parks in a manner that:

1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.

2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.

3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.

4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.

5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.

6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.

7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.

8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.

9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
That douchebag in the Corvette parked sideways across two handicapped spots, and obviously he has no placard or handicapped plate. THAT is truly how you park like a fuckhead.
by viraltruths October 5, 2021
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lagging like tits

a phrase to describe horrible lag, usually worse than normal lag
bob: ffs man im lagging like tits you have no idea!
joe: tits lag?
by michael9230 October 11, 2008
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Aging like a president

Aging more rapidly than normal due to stress and over-working, the same as Presidents, who seem to age prematurely while they're in office.
I've been working so hard, and you can tell by looking at me because I'm aging like a president.

My boyfriend is causing me so much stress, I'm aging like a president.
by JonaOG October 15, 2009
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Tastes like college

a phrase used to describe cheap/bad tasting alcohol, such as natty, keystone, or cheap vodka.
Ricky: Yo bros! Shots of korski lets goooooo!
Capernicus: Ay yoo that shot was bad yoo.
Casey: Tastes like college right boys?
by a bro who is mad chill December 29, 2010
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Mob it like Colin

To hurry up, to leave, to scram, to disperse, to vacate, vaminos.
Began in 2001 from a popular lizard in Huntington Beach that used to sprint without direction. Now is used all over Cali.
Let's mob it like colin, I'm bored.
The party is dead, I'm going to mob it like colin.
The 5-0 is coming, mob it like colin
by enteri October 3, 2007
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lit like a tit

reagan bowers made this up, it mean its lit and tittys are lit. So lit like a tit means its really lit my G.
This party is lit like a tit.
by RB my G February 9, 2018
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