Josh

A wittle cry baby who has the emotional maturity of a toddler with the hairline of a 50 year old balding man. His brother is a rumple and his neighbor is a heifer. Those last 2 things are not exactly about him but they had to be said. If you date this man, just know he will ask you to move in with him too soon, be the most insecure man ever, cry over you, get mad at you for going out without him and send you feminine paragraphs about how you mess with his mind. His 4 inch dick is the only thing standing between him and womanhood.

Girl 1: See Josh over there?
Girl 2: Wait thats a man?

by Joshua Ketner April 1, 2025

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josh syder

A sexy boy who gets heartbroken by other girls. He's most likely found the right girl, but doesn't know it yet. Kind hearted, but can be arrogant.

Wow! That guy is as heartbroken as a Josh Syder!

by chloe467 March 6, 2017

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Josh

Josh is cool. He follows the example of our lord and savior, Shrek, and is the most coolest and amazing person you will ever meet. If you are dating a josh, leave him immediately as he is too good for you. Thanks :)

Is that a josh?

Yeah, he’s so handsome!

Yeah, but I’m not good enough for him...

Same, but shrek will still guide us

by NBD | Ulti November 5, 2020

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Pull a josh

Closing out your bar tab and then ordering another drink.

I was going to leave this bar, but i decided i would pull a josh.

by Etrade August 17, 2017

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Josh

Josh. The man who appears in your dreams and nightmares. The man who is both extremely calming and unsettling. He may give you advice or warn you of events to come.

Sometimes referred to as ‘The Man’ he has been an urban legend since the time of the Roman Empire.

I saw Josh in my dream last night

by Alicceee November 11, 2019

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