Jordan Is the sweetest, most loving, funny, and caring guy you'll ever meet. He loves his family, friends, and girlfriend. His girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the world. She has so much love for him and appreciates all he's done for her. Even though Jordan can be annoying he's loyal. He will cheer you up when your down. He also has a big dick but an even bigger heart if you deserve it.
by iiihrtjaee November 21, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. If you were to walk into a school full of mirrors it would be Jordan elbridge. Everyone you will ever meet is just like each other and there is no escaping. This is the place we’re people go to feed off of each other’s arrogance and preppy attitude. If I was to find anything fun to do at Jordan elbridge it would be to sit back and laugh at the class of 2025 boys pretend to either be gangsters or preppy golfers.
“Let’s go we get to go down to Jordan elbridge for our game friday”.
“Oh that’s good, it’s basically a free win because the class of 2025 boys don’t care about anything but jerking off in the bathrooms or dressing like eachother and the basketball team doesn’t care about anything but their stats which is exactly why they win 5 games a year.”
“Oh that’s good, it’s basically a free win because the class of 2025 boys don’t care about anything but jerking off in the bathrooms or dressing like eachother and the basketball team doesn’t care about anything but their stats which is exactly why they win 5 games a year.”
by helpme87 November 26, 2024
Get the Jordan elbridgemug. He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.
by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022
Get the Michael Jordanmug. He has a aisan face and a country accent he’s inlove with Coop from all American he has a child named Jordan jr. he gets beat up by Bris and simps over Alyssas he can’t draw but he thinks he can and he is adorable they also hate Annie’s
Jordan looks like coop
by briandalyssadidnotmakethis September 14, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021
Get the Jordan Michael Brownmug. Jordan is an unintelligent girl who is upsessed with GayTS I mean BTS who looks like a decomposed sea urchin with the iq of Patrick.
by Binki Boy June 30, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is an Italian boy with 1-3 reliable friends and he usually defines friends he has known for a long time as brother or sister, He is loyal and caring, Jordan's are the sweetest but be careful making them sad because they will cry alot usually in separate times. That's Jordan for you!
Don't mess with Jordan.
by WeirdoJordan February 16, 2021
Get the Jordanmug.