Jacob

the kind of guy who will take your virginity in a parking lot and cheat on you shortly afterwards

friend 1: that guy is hot
friend 2: careful, that’s jacob
friend 1: oh f*ck

by happycookie69 October 17, 2019

jacob jaramillo

The guy that looks like Hitler at an orgy and yells kill the jews and nine

The weird German guy at an orgy who is secretly Mexican , Jacob Jaramillo is the weird German guy at an orgy.

by LolNotAGermanGuy October 5, 2017

Jacob bilinski

A fuck up hood rat

He is such a jacob bilinski

by jacob bilinski September 24, 2016

Jacob

The most amazing person ever kinda rude sometimes and like forgets really important things like my pronouns but it's whatever

Person:Who is Jacob? 💀💀💀💀
Gtzaiw:Jacob is emo LOL

by Gtzaiw July 18, 2022

Jacob LeClair

Is a CHUD

Person one; Whos that CHUD over there?
Person Two; Oh... Thats Jacob LeClair

by anonymous December 10, 2020

jacob wheatmen

Biggest scrub of all time

Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jacob wheatmen or a josh McKee

by Marty ohera March 19, 2014

Jacob

Selfish, narcissist bitch who blames all of his problems on other people

Jacob is the biggest bitch I ever met

by xxx_69_Stanky_69_xxx March 9, 2022