The actions that only humans normally do in everyday life. Dishes, jobs, eating, wearing clothes, etc.
by Softcorecorn19 August 4, 2021

Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.
Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.
by mlhiss April 6, 2020

person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"
person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"
person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"
by Minuteman's abused dog January 28, 2021

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022

A person with a mha or Hazbin hotel obsession, they also usually partake in rainbow six seige e sex and e dating
by Goober the goofy May 22, 2024
