Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."
"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."
"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
by Pork's Historical Society November 26, 2024
Get the Jimmy Hammug. by Sexaddicted July 7, 2016
Get the ham suckermug. One who entertains in a silly-goofy, childlike manner. Loves to entertain and act as comedic relief, can be theatrical.
Omg, Connor was being such a ham the other day when he made the entire coffee shop lol with his over the top comments and expressions.
by BigIz69 May 9, 2022
Get the Hammug. When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
Get the Ham chizzitmug. by pauky dounut October 24, 2008
Get the ham certainsmug. When your back runs into your hamstrings because of the lack of ass. This is in reference to where your asshole should be if you had an ass (asshole). The equivalent of a kankle for your missing cheeks.
by Camagja May 15, 2024
Get the Ham Holemug. Sexual act:
When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
Get the HAM SALADmug.