This is when you have to fart but you pucker up and the fart travels back up your intestines. This is also known as the inner fart as it is called by monks. They go through a sprititual process where they eat beans and deny themselves the pleasure of farting. This has killed many that have tried.
Cans of beans were once required to give a warning in regards to fart recalls. The FDA established that anyone who is too stupid to fart should probably go ahead and die.
Cans of beans were once required to give a warning in regards to fart recalls. The FDA established that anyone who is too stupid to fart should probably go ahead and die.
Man did you hear her stomach? I think she just had a fart recall.
Monk1: Is bob meditating?
Monk2: Yes he just ate a large can of busch beans.
Monk1: Wow he is going to have a huge fart recall. How spiritual......
Monk1: Is bob meditating?
Monk2: Yes he just ate a large can of busch beans.
Monk1: Wow he is going to have a huge fart recall. How spiritual......
by Wade Logan July 4, 2008
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Usually, but not limited, to a minimal and stealthy release of gas in light of the fortunate circumstances of receiving oral sex concurrent with the misfortune of needing to expel gas.
Usually, but not limited, to a minimal and stealthy release of gas in light of the fortunate circumstances of receiving oral sex concurrent with the misfortune of needing to expel gas.
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"I did a little kitty fart when I didn't want it to stop - pretty sure he didn't notice, I was pretty sneaky."
"I did a little kitty fart when I didn't want it to stop - pretty sure he didn't notice, I was pretty sneaky."
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"My roommate let his victory fart loose when he got back from hanging at his girl's place."
"After my speech was over, i went home and had a prompt victory fart."
"After my speech was over, i went home and had a prompt victory fart."
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