ethan´s a pedophile

etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old

Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile

by CraZYDuck26 January 23, 2025

Ethan pratte

The hottest guy I’ve ever seen... he has the biggest dick... and it tastes so good💦. I wanna fuck him all the time. He is the sweetest and most romantic guy you will ever meet. He will get dat booty to.

Even my mom likes Ethan pratte

by Jdjjdjskskx May 17, 2018

ethan cano

One gangster ass nigga with a massive horse cock

That guy Ethan cano is a boss

by Big black bald man December 22, 2020

Ethan trotter

Ethan what a count we all know a trotter who is a faggot he has a small willy. It's a fact a trotter will never get any pussy. They love there dad a little too much and there mum is a slut.

Look at that kid sucking off his dad
Oh that kid that's ethan trotter

What a bender

by Pussy slayer 4455 August 6, 2021

Ethan Neill

A useless man who spend the day cubing in class

Damn look at Ethan Neill he is cubing AGAIN

by Loonie 484 August 23, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is your bestfriend. He acts like a child a lot and he needs someone to always look out for him, but this relationship is not always one way. He is a great friend and is always there when it truly matters. He can be selfish at times, but he always looks out for what's best for you. He is a caring individual that annoys the crap out of you sometimes but you eventually see that it's just love. He will never leave your side even in your darkest hour. He doesn't act like it on the surface, but he is actually very caring and sometimes sensitive. He is, most importantly, upfront. He likes to be direct. He'll always tell you the truth. He can sometimes be unreliable, but it's just because he can be clueless at times, but you should always remember that he actually cares.

"Of course Ethan didn't answer my call!"

"Ethan makes me so mad!"
"Ethan's still my bestfriend."

"Ethan, clean your room! or I'm going to tell your mom you don't eat salad in college!"

by Sovanny March 29, 2019

Ethan

My boyfriend. His mind is full of the darkest and dirtiest jokes on this corrupt planet. Hes got a cute pervstache and little chin hairs. He needs a haircut and a new pair of pants. He gives good hugs and has a monster cock.

Ethan knows all the best jokes

by Igotafatas December 13, 2021