Res-erection

An erection received while sleeping from a sex dream so good that you wake up.

"I dreamt about Julie last night, and it gave me a res-erection."

by A Non-Emus May 13, 2018

Reverse erection

when you get a boner and drop a weight on your dick making it all floppy and mushy

man, last night with Cara was intense, i was about to nut when she hit me with the reverse erection

by go commit die August 17, 2018

monster erection

A huge boner.

Damn Nishan has a monster erection.

by TheChinita November 15, 2018

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019

Weenis erectus

When a neutered dog gets excited so his red rocket shows

Dude my dog had a weenis erectus after playing with him

by Tasteslikerob69 February 18, 2019

homo erectus

A sexually aroused gay man.

Yo, there's a homo erectus in the bathroom, you better not go in there right now.

by despacitoneighborino March 1, 2019

Homo erectus

Despite common opinion many homo erectus still survive today memebers of the species include:

Mike Ashley

John coats
Joey essex

Cam kirkham
Everyone in the world named kieth

Fuck me look at him, bloody homo erectus him like

by Johnny riddler May 31, 2019