door

a random surprise. even for people who know what's behind the door

doors are weird

by th3 doorman February 15, 2022

ceiling fan door

A person who identifies as a ceiling fan and a door.

D:First you were a ceiling fan now you're a door X3

M:Like bro I'm gEnDeRfLuId there for I can be a dOor...I'm bOtH.... A CEILING FAN DOOR

by Bull. T May 15, 2018

Back door shotgun

When you have a girl face down with her ass in the air and you blow weed smoke or vape into her asshole. You then proceed to let your homie get a fat rip of smoke out of her ass.

Aye homie can I get a rip from that back door shotgun

by Texan shit February 25, 2021

Dumptruck Door Slam

Analogy:
The act of eating pizza and passing out.

Sex Position:
When you bend over a large butted "dumptruck" of a woman, and at the point of entry, she slams her butthole shut.

Analogy:
Yo bro, I totally Dumptruck Door Slammed last night.

Sex Position
Yo bro, I totally got Dumptruck door slammed last night.

by Dumptruck Door Slam September 4, 2025

Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.

"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."

by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021

Watching the Door

Always looking for the next best person, once you have someone already.

She already has a great guy, but she always be watching the door to see who comes in next.

by Wilky51789 November 4, 2014

carried to the door

A person released from prison.

The day will finally arrive when you’re “carried to the door."

by mybeccca October 1, 2024