mosquito dick

is a very small penis

That guy has a really small wiener. He is a mosquito dick.

by Jefgg September 23, 2013

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Cod-Dick

A person who ruins good conversations by changing the subject to the game Call of Duty Black Ops.

Peter and Johnny were having a great talk about basketball when Brett came up to them, being a total cod-dick.

by maybe?94 March 18, 2011

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wailing dick

(N) Any douche or chode guy who's yelling and/or pissing the hell out of people by drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to himself.

***Steelers vs Ravens game*****

Guy 1: YEEEAAAHHH GO PATRIOTS!

Guy 2: Fucking wailing dick...

by Jeffrey_Blake_kkk July 17, 2011

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Quick-Dicking

1. To be taken by surprise in an attack.
2. Pre-ejaculating during sex.
3. Going around screwing everyone

"That black man keeps quick-dicking me!"
"That camper keeps quick-dicking me on Black Ops!"
"I heard about you quick-dicking all those guys around town!"
"Dude, he is known for quick-dicking right before he gets laid

by CityWok666 June 29, 2011

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State Dick

State patrol officers

Guy #1: Dude I got pulled over by a state patrol officer.

Guy #2: Ahhh man, gotta hate those state dicks!

by heyhaileylee October 8, 2011

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Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.

Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.

by dicknoodling November 18, 2021

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