A Spanner Dog refers to those of the human species that are well below the average intelligence. A Spanner Dog will resemble a mouthbreathing, dough banging idiot of a bloke. Common traits include vacant looks, low levels of comprehension, mouth agape, drooling, possible lazy eye.
“God, that Richie is a real Spanner Dog”
“Swing the gate back the other way, you spanner dog”
“You’re being a real spanner dog, just
“Swing the gate back the other way, you spanner dog”
“You’re being a real spanner dog, just
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A lost dog at the beach that you hold is a public dog.
"Man I have to wash my hands after I touched that public dog."
"Man I have to wash my hands after I touched that public dog."
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Get the Dog Stomp mug.An expression used at the same time as playing 'Spotto' while on a road trip. Blimp Dog is used to denote you have seen a sports car on the road. Proper blimp dogs are as rare as spottos.
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I don't know what's up with Rhonda, but when I was up on that last night, every time I turned around that corner dog Peter looked me straight in the eyes and licked his lips.
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