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College-Life Crisis

A type of phase college students go through fearing that once they graduate, they’re gonna think to themselves, “why was I so boring during college?”.
Alice: What’s with JJ? He almost got caught spray painting on the dorms!
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.
by warspawn November 9, 2021
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wantirna secondary college

wantirna secondary college is a school in melbourne, australia. there they only care about your grades and attendance and not bullying or mental health :)
person 1: i hate my school :/
person 2: ah, you must go to wantirna secondary college, right?
person 1: yeah i do! they only care about your grades and attendance, they don’t care if your threatened for being lgbt, if your different from other people and they especially don’t care about your mental health.
by bleh00 August 17, 2021
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Colorado Early Colleges

A small school in Fort Collins full of ass-holes because they have no friends
Hey, did you know Im from Colorado Early Colleges?
Yeah. im the dipshit that likes men, notice how i said dipshit, thats my nickname, try to find me mfers
by Slipstream69420 January 22, 2023
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Victoria Junior College

Pretty ok jc, but kinda budget, cannot even afford adidas for my cca shirt 🙄, basketball still got puma sia. The people here are hardworking and enthusiastic in nearly everything they do, which is very shocking and lowkey pleasant, but also make me feel like shit for wanting to be selfish and lazy sometimes. There is a good mixture between ip and jae kids here unlike other integrated jcs which is a win else sch life will suck a ton. Canteen food is generally bombz but thanks to covid kena hyperinflation now I also gotta pay extra 10 cents for my go-to coffee which gives me more problems with change.

School environment is also very hype during events or assemblies which is very slay tho I feel like passing out from doing ‘the nights’ dance in the mornings.
Friend: wow ur in Victoria Junior College, that’s amazing
Me: right
Friend: do you guys get sponsored by Victoria’s Secret?
Me: wah if only sia
by slay177 February 19, 2023
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Shooter’s hill college

Shooter’s Hill college is a college where there r more spastics then there is actual students. It’s full of whores and everyone does normal cocaine because it’s cheap. The cafeteria sells more fags and vapes then food and the teachers shag the kids
Shooter’s Hill college Defined as What’s that white stuff on their face. Idk either teachers children or drugs.
by Shooter’s Hill college October 9, 2023
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point cook college

best school eva. lil weird tbh but we love it🤷🏽 ♀️😂
s: bruh i wanna go to point cook college
k: good luck your gonna love it😂
by igetdads6832 April 15, 2023
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Ryan Catholic College

A shithole school where nepotism runs rampant. The children of the teacher's will always win all the awards and get away with breaking the rules and being little shits - like fucking westons. David the old principal was a total dickhead. Will punish you for dumb shit like not wearing a hat but will not care if you get bullied or beaten up or something serious happens. Has homophobic teachers and Karen teachers that are annoying like that vegan teacher.
Walter: Wow have you heard about Ryan Catholic College
Jesse: Fuck those dogs
by Kid Named Finger7 April 17, 2023
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