Clodes 

A nude photo where you are fully dressed and without sexual or explicit imagery

Girl: Don't send me nudes!
Boy: Why don't we send clodes instead?

Clodes by SRogers12 December 30, 2016

closet-goth 

1.)A rejected kid who realizes goths are queers, and wisely opts not to dress up like the guy from the Cure. He instead sits in his closet, plotting his revenge.
2.)A goth who chooses to worship the dark lord in his closet.

1.)That kid is closet goth. He don't externalize his rage/pain by dressing up like a fag. Don't fuck with him yo he is a damn ticking time bomb.
2.)Q.Why don't you come to our goth party? A.I only worship satan in my closet.

closet-goth by Meth December 11, 2003

Clopen 

The unnecessary half-closed option that every car door has.

You're door is clopen.

Clopen by TomTreeTop July 27, 2011

Closet fascist 

An Antifa member.

Antifa is full of closet fascists even though they speak out against fascism

Closet fascist by Kayle223212 August 23, 2017

The two guys in the closet 

A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.

Did you hear the one about the two guys in the closet?

The two guys in the closet by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

baker clone 

A fashion trend, exclusive to skateboarding, that consists of skin tight jeans (usually made by the company krew) and emerica or vans shoes; related indirectly to the Emo, Punk Rock subculture.

"Holy Shit, look at his awesome Krew AR's!"

"Dude your such a Baker Clone"

baker clone by shawn havili January 5, 2006

crystal closet 

A closet so thinly obscured that it's clearer than glass. It's crystal.

That dude Bob think's he's straight, but he's got a crystal closet.

crystal closet by Queerxtian December 11, 2016