Chodeblanket 

An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.

Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting

Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.

I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.

There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?

Chodeblanket by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010

chodefest 

the coming together of many people who are chodes

"Man, that Star Trek convention was a complete chodefest."

chodefest by Cole HM February 11, 2008

Mr. Chidester 

His name may be long and strange but it sure is fun to pronounce.
He never forgets to bite his thumb at those who deserve it

such as Mrs. Liz or Mr. Faldie.

「ああ、あなたはMr. Chidesterうめき声を見ましたか？」
「チデスター氏は再びハエたたきを使用しています...」
「チデスター氏は彼の口に鉛筆を持っています!!!

Mr. Chidester by caligraphy April 10, 2019

Chobesity 

A combonation of high cholestoral and obseity commonly found under neck

Dylan Austin Kornfeld is chobesity.

Chobesity by Brett Kornfled August 6, 2011

Chidera 

A very handsome boy. Always looks good no matter what. He is very simply,fun,and never takes life too seriously

You are so handsome! I know your name already..chidera right??

Chidera by Spell44 August 6, 2019

Chodeitis 

A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.

Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.

Chodeitis by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008

Chodeknocker

A person who is a complete udder fool & Likes to knock and or get's knocked in the face with chode's.

Also another name for a stupid whore

Guy: Dude! I went out with this girl last night named skye, found out she was a chodeknocker

Friend: Bummer man....

Chodeknocker by McLovinpants December 17, 2010