forbidden chocolate

An attractive black male or female that everybody wants but can't have because they're in a serious relationship or married.

Girl 1: Ooh, look at that fine ass brotha over there?

Girl 2: Where?... Oh, he's forbidden chocolate, wifed up and everything.

Girl 1: Damn...

by DynamiteDF August 20, 2010

Chocolate Dunker

While receiving a blumpkin stand up and dunk her face in the toilet.

I was totally getting a blumpkin and gave that bitch a chocolate dunker

by onedementedsmurf July 30, 2011

chocolate thunder

Also known as "Choc Thunda." A name found in the cell phone directory of Lindsay Linderson. Was called, answering machine was received, deathmatch was proposed.

Damn, I just challenged Choc Thunda to a deathmatch!

by Cackfeeler May 22, 2004

chocolate rainbow

A multicolored terd coming in all shades of brown, but in very distinct sections.

Chevy's dinner was interrupted by a gigantic chocolate rainbow; Dude, Chevy lays the grossest chocalate rainbow ive ever seen!; Dude, no one, but Chevy has produced a 5 color chocolate rainbow.

by uncle horv March 27, 2008

chocolate surprise

its when you are behind a male, you take your thumb, and stick it within his bum, then you use your other fingers, to manipulate his balls, in a way that is most pleasurable

hey man, would you care for a chocolate surprise?

by ashley morss January 26, 2007

chocolate sausage

to stick an erect penis in the ass of another and make them suck on it

that dirty hoe likes mi chocolate sausage!

by puddles June 12, 2006

Chocolate Hitler

A chocolate Hitler, or Chitler is:

a. A chocolate in the shape of Hitler. like a chocolate bunny, only it looks like Hitler.

b. When you get a little chocolate on your upper lip after eating a chocolate bar and it looks like Hitler's mustache

Man you got a chocolate Hitler from eating that Chocolate Hitler.

by the real chocolate hitler December 9, 2008