Beer Gods

is the act of telling cops to hide the real identity of your buyer

(Cop)"son where did you get the beer?" (underage individual)"i got it from the beer gods!!!

by Chass25 December 9, 2011

beer fight

A fight between two dads when they're extremely intoxicated and both of them fall to the ground before the first guy can even throw the first punch.

HEY JERRY MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A FIGHT!

YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!

by DrFunTimes September 28, 2017

rove beer

A road beer, fully consumed, then thrown out the window and rolling down the hillside randomly. See also road beer.

Brian: Man, that road beer was delicious. (Proceeds to throw out the window)

Hayley: Your road beer just became a rove beer.

Brian: Yes, I am ready for another.

by hayley s. April 10, 2010

sweetwater beer

Heady IPA's not for the average Miller Lite drinkers.

Pass that 420 over here bro. Sweetwater beer is heady AF.

by The Real Pein August 4, 2017

beer dick

Some say a mythical creature that haunts ladies of the night with his "beer" smelling genitalia. Others say just an everyday man who cannot stop pouring beer on his dick.

Eg. Lady of the night says " Last night that guy with the beer dick really made my pussy stink!"

by Beer Dick Lover July 29, 2012

blue beers

Millwaukee's Best Lite ,AKA The Beast

Oh shit, We're out of Blue beers.

by mackdaddyga November 2, 2006

Beer Dong

When a girl takes a nice beer bong, but the guy holds it between his legs and then slaps her face with it a little when she's done.

She was pissed, she didn't know it was gonna be a beer dong.

by ScoopyBoots August 9, 2009