Mike

A Cancer fat Guy that drinks al your rivella and has probably kissed your girlfriend

That dude drunk water from my showerhead, what a mike

by RubenForPresidenr November 21, 2021

Mike Wheeler

it's me mike. its literally me.
i am literally the real mike.
im a cutie patootie >:3

mike wheeler is cute.

by willsboyfriendmike February 3, 2024

mike lit-burnz

it refers to a saying "my clit burns" and people mostly say it in TikTok comments and lives

"Can you say happy birthday to Mike Lit-Burnz?"
"Happy birthday Mike Lit-Burnz!"
*realizes*

by mqxxed March 2, 2025

Mike

1. A name
2. A kind of person that has the letters M, I, K and E in their name
3. A shortened version of Michael

Alex: Mike is really annoying.
Jack: Yeah! I know!

by anonymous April 18, 2024

Mike stevens

A huge dickfore.

Q-What's a dickfore? A-Mike Stevens. That's a dickfore

by gabehcueD September 7, 2016

Mike pie

A gay man before coming out of the closet properly, he jokes about his friend being gay to help facilitate his own out coming.

Jesus Gleavy, you're being a bit of a Mike pie again. Don't you think it's time you find yourself?

by Gbd exposer July 3, 2021

Mike Cox long

Mike Cox long is a doctor who found a cure for cancer but was killed

Mike Cox long helped find a cure for cancer

by Virusflow_ March 5, 2021