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cover all the bases

Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.
The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
by QuacksO November 6, 2021
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The Base

The one friend in your group that got a deep voice and you tease him about it.
Friend:Hi
Me:Damn dude you The Base,since preschool you were called The Base
by Daggerxoxo December 15, 2017
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Base Blooben Test

A yes or no Question created by Grian for form MJYAAFK06, The form for the creation of a new permit. This question was created to allow grian to not have to do any work at the Hermit Permit Office
Does his item meet the Criteria of the Base Blooben Test?
by I_AM_T3X March 8, 2024
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Based and Cartipilled

P1: "I just finished a 40 hour masterbation session!"

P2: "that's so based and cartipilled
by cpilled 49620 October 11, 2021
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e-basing

When a group of people are sitting in a circle, staring at their phones and not interacting with each other.
Girl: "Where's Debbie?" Mother: "She's e-basing on the veranda with the girls"
by Dich September 22, 2016
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83rd base

Male #1: Dude, I got to 83rd base last night Went for 8 seconds.

Male #2: No way! What did you do with the bull afterward?

Male #1: Steam cleaned it and did it again.
by The Demon of the Fire April 1, 2011
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Browser-Based Cloud

An inconceivable term that should not exist. It means software that is installed across a network of internet browsers. Not secure, not safe, not feasible, not real. The type of term a salesperson would come up with without speaking to a member of marketing first.
My software is a browser-based cloud, the only thing more secure is a chimpanzee holding a banana.
by Sporky Donkey October 16, 2020
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