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Ashley

Ashley is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created.

Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.

She is sexy and cute af at the same time.

Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect.

Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.

She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.

Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet.

She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.

Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.

She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.

She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”

She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.

Ashley is too perfect for this world.

Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.

Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
God damn bro, did you see Ashley at the bar last night ?

She got drunk af and beat the shit out of two dudes.

I think I’m in love with her.
by Theo Void March 3, 2022
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Ashley chyba

She is a very hot and beautiful girl who knows how to treat a guy and is super nice
by Michaelis_makaia March 6, 2022
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Ashley

Ashley , aka the Ring of Fire, also referred to as the Circum-Pacific Belt, is a path along the Pacific Ocean characterized by active volcanoes and frequent earthquakes. The majority of Earth’s volcanoes and earthquakes take place along the Ring of Fire.
Dude 1: Damn bro, did you visit Ashley yet?
Dude 2: Are you kidding?! Imma be roasted alive!
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Ashley

Ashleys are great people. The name is usually used for girls. If you know an Ashley, you probably know how nice they can be. They are not just kind, but they are just the right amount of serious and protective. They can be funny, and they can be dull. But they overall are great people.
Ashley’s are awesome
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Ashlena

A cold heartless, evil, ruthless, backstabbing, beautiful, gorgeous, heart breaker.
Man that girl ashlena is a real beautiful witch
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ashley

ashley is a person i met not long ago but a very important person to me. She is beautiful and right when i saw her i knew i wanted to be her friend. She may be shy around others, but when shes with me she talks about the most random stuff. she always beats me in thumb wrestles, its even part of our handshake. She has pretty blonde hair, she has pretty blue eyes, does the most perfect mascara ive ever seen, her bangs cover her eyes, and she has amazing style. she told me to write this for her, but i was gonna do it anyway. All i have to say is that i am so very grateful for her. i love you ashley <3
bob: wow ashley is sure amazing
me: ik
by anonymous March 10, 2022
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Ashley Ridge High School

most unethical mentally breaking school a student can attend to, the is school will make u lose brain cells, and it’s also known as….. DRUG SCHOOL
by deeeeeeez nutty March 13, 2022
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