✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️

Again, is an amorphous abstraction that (effectively) means little more than "FAIL REPEATEDLY." It's a slogan for the successful...

Hym "And it stems from a sense of entitlement. They feel entitled to their success because they did ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ (i.e. failed repeatedly before succeeding arbitrarily) and this FURTHER ENTITLES them to YOUR FAILURE. They want to see people fail to validate ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they did to succeeded (Regardless of the actual circumstances that resulted in their own success). ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they want you to do is 'Fail repeatedly. 'You didn't FAIL REPEATEDLY (Do✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️), therefore, your success is illegitimate. I may even be justified in sabotaging your to ensure that YOU DO FAIL just so no one gets to succeed without doing WHAT I DID (which is fail repeatedly).' That's what they mean when they say ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

by the blaster. August 16, 2023

Working

What makes expecting retirement unreasonable? How is giving A LITERAL FUCKING RETARD hundreds of billion dollars to shoot cars into space and fuck actresses more important than ensuring that people do have to endure fruitless pointless labor? And YOU likely ARE going to be able to retire as one of the special chosen magical people. And if you can retire today, you DON'T have a job. You have a hobby.

Hym "Wasn't it just 7 years ago you were talking about social security being gone as though it was a recent thing? We kind of glossed over that one a little bit didn't we? That it wasn't unreasonable to expect some kind of retirement and collect some benefits? And how does it being relatively better than the past justify YOU in doing a thing I won't be able to do? Special magical people again? And as far as 'Having lords' you can murder lords pretty easy. Historically people have been murdering the shit out of lords. SOMETIMES for being made to work indefinitely! And biblically people have ALSO been murdering lords. They murdered the ULTIMATE lord at the behest of a DIFFERENT LORD. On an unrelated note, we're not an entirely 'lord-less' society. Sure, working, needs to be done for things to get done but SOME PEOPLE radically over paid for NOT REAL WORK. The lord murdering was easier..."

by Hym Iam September 3, 2023

Stolen work

Yeah that's the worst isn't it?

Hym "Oh yeah, we care so much about stolen work. All anyone ever gets from any of you is motivation policing and partisan narrative reinforcement. You're the bought and paid-for clout police of the state. You know, on an unrelated note. You'd think if you could get away with fucking the retards it would be a MALE dominated professional. Sign up now. Work in a group home for the disabled today. You can fuck the retards if they're not too gross for you. Everybody seems to be totally cool with it. Right? Apply now! This is my official retard group-home recruitment ad. Sign up now and you and 3 other guys can take turns fucking the most attractive retard we can find."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

giving up the work

When someone is exposing the sauce/technique/secret/pro-tip/the way you live

Telling the police where the drugs at are at. “Man jack is giving up the work to the police!”

by Xstrife September 23, 2023

She Works Hard for the Money

She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
Onetta there in the corner stand
And she wonders where she is
And it's strange to her
Some people seem to have everything
Nine a.m. on the hour hand
And she's waiting for the bell
And she's looking real pretty
Just wait for her clientele
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right

She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
Twenty-eight years have come and gone
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there
It's a sacrifice working day to day
For little money, just tips for pay
But it's worth it all
Just to hear them say that they care
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
Already knows
She's seen her bad times
Already knows
These are the good times
Never sell out
She never will
Not for a dollar bill
She works hard
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
Hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right, alright
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works so hard for the money
So you better treat her right, alright
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right

by Gothic Miscreant September 27, 2023

doing the lords work

Changing the world like you change the toilet paper role with one good deed at a time is doing the lord’s work.

When you do what Jesus would do because somebody’s gotta do it.

I guess I will be doing the lords work and take one for the team so you can get laid.

by BabyGotRaQ September 29, 2023