cow

a pink and white thing that rolls in mud and shits bacon

person1: yo look it’s a fuckin cow man
person2: yo that shit is sexier then my girlfriend

by U don't need to know May 30, 2020

Pig in a cow

It is a food which consists of a sausage wrapped in pastrami and is a great midnight snack. Pig in a cow is an amazing food.

I’m really hungry so i’m gonna have the best food in the world, pig in a cow.

by potatosyummy437 March 17, 2021

cow

its smaller than your mom and produces milk like your mom

is that your mom or a cow?

by lockinto December 5, 2022

Cow

Alistar in league. ( gets buffed health from wards )

Holy Shit that Cow Has a lot of health

by Rëverie November 11, 2019

Cow Savage

The cow that eats you when you beef with anybody. Don't beef

The Cow savage ate the people because he saw the beef sinners.

by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019

cow craze

The female equivalent to a circle jerk

Hey girl! Let’s go cow craze together!

by Nipfab April 14, 2025

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.

Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.

"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."

by kofikat February 18, 2024