beer fight

A fight between two dads when they're extremely intoxicated and both of them fall to the ground before the first guy can even throw the first punch.

HEY JERRY MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A FIGHT!

YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!

by DrFunTimes September 28, 2017

Beer there, Drunk that

1) A variation of the phrase Been there, done that. The intention is to imply that one was drunk all the time during the said activity.

2) Means - by ridiculing a common saying - Don't give a shit.

3) An exclamation pointing out that there is something to be drunk.

- I am now my first year in college.
- Beer there, Drunk that !

- Taxes are rising, Obama is doing nuthin'
- Beer there, Drunk that !

- Beer there, Drunk that ! (shows a pile of bottles in a cooler)

by CountFuckula October 16, 2011

football beer

Any beer that is advertised during a football game, ie, mass produced American swill.

Get me a nice microbrew, I'm tired of football beer!

by Call_Me_Red April 23, 2011

Beremy Beere

The newer, cooler version of Jeremy Heere from the hit musical Be More Chill. B is short for Bichael, so that’s why the J in his name was changed to a B.

Beremy Beere. Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor! Your SQUIP.

by Rylierules123 February 3, 2020

beer dick

Some say a mythical creature that haunts ladies of the night with his "beer" smelling genitalia. Others say just an everyday man who cannot stop pouring beer on his dick.

Eg. Lady of the night says " Last night that guy with the beer dick really made my pussy stink!"

by Beer Dick Lover July 29, 2012

Beer Dong

When a girl takes a nice beer bong, but the guy holds it between his legs and then slaps her face with it a little when she's done.

She was pissed, she didn't know it was gonna be a beer dong.

by ScoopyBoots August 9, 2009

blue beers

Millwaukee's Best Lite ,AKA The Beast

Oh shit, We're out of Blue beers.

by mackdaddyga November 2, 2006