Queer R Candy Bar

When a gay guy has another gay guy stick his penis up his ass, when it comes out, he sucks the shit off it like a lolli pop.

OMG that Queer R Candy Bar did not taste like strawberry.

by bonermaloner November 10, 2011

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why is there a giant health bar in the sky

EVERYONE RUN WERE IN THE END TIMES HES CUMMING PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF

why is there a giant health bar in the sky run!

by COMMOC January 01, 2021

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Kit Kat Bar (sex move)

The act of freezing your cock in liquid nitrogen, breaking off a piece, and giving it to your partner to suck on. This is a one time use.

"Well, honey, today's my last day to live. Wanna try the Kit Kat Bar (sex move)?"

"*CRUNCH* hahahahaha it's numb so I can't feel it hahahahaha"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ydffg February 19, 2018

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Getting a hot dog at a dive bar

When you go to a dive bar and take part in the glory hole

Tonight we’re going out and getting a hot dog at a dive bar

by RichardArmy March 31, 2019

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Bar-B-Que Pit Stinger

While in the act of anal sex male inserts one fully cooked large Jalapeño Sausage into woman's vigina. Then when 3/4 of sausage is in, male must squeeze so that spicy jalapeño sausage juice can trickle in vigina. Therefore causing stinging sensation in woman's vigina and forcing her to be unable to sit for 30-45 min.

I was fucking this girl in her ass when i notice that there was some leftovers from the bar-b-que we had from earlier. So i reached over and grabbed a uneaten jalapeno sausage, knowing this girl is a freak, i jammed the sausage into her vertical smile. I gave the sausage a squeeze to give it a throbbing feel for her when the sausage exploded inside of her causing the juice to flow deep inside her vigina. She jumped up in pain and screamed " What are you doing, fucking me with a demon dick". And after that she was unable to sit down cuz her pussy was burning. Thus the invention of the Bar-B-Que Pit Stinger

by RoBbIE1 January 25, 2011

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