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dry ass lying

by anonymous March 1, 2021
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you are in comparison to garbge
dude lmafoo ur straight ass at this game
by BigChonkers March 10, 2021
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Verbal Ass Whooping

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.
"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."
by MsOb June 23, 2016
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ass-sistance

What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".
Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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Putting the penis in a sheep's ass

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.
I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.
by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024
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ho ass junkie

ho = ho(t)
ass = thicc
junkie = addicted to a good time
them: Kelly is a ho ass junkie !
Kelly: so you think i’m fun & cool? :)
by anonymous January 29, 2024
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Slap Ass Month

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of November where you get to slap anyone's ass if you are there friend, cousin,co-worker,etc. And it's not gay
Hey man i slapped your ass/its fine it is slap ass month
by Bdjsjwn November 1, 2021
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