Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 07, 2022
Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.
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by Kingpinroast April 21, 2016
Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."
'Lose my number pencil dick.'
by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024
A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents
by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022