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Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.
Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
by GMSsvage November 23, 2023
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melancholic dick

When you try to yank and dank to something, but your thicc dicc is too sad for no reason
Female; Come on, your turn to send nude!
Male; I can't! I have a melancholic dick!
by Venom Miller June 24, 2017
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croaked dick

A dick that is done for and no longer goes up on demand.
Yeah man, my dad’s got a croaked dick now he has to take Viagra.”
by reqkarleyuiem June 11, 2018
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Dick dandruff

When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020
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Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis
"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"
by Rogaaas September 18, 2015
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Dick Walker

A women who is constintly on the hunt for sex
1."jeff you see that girl over ther"

"yah"

"i heard shes a total Dick Walker"
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2.jennifer is a Dick Walker
by "bigsandwhich January 20, 2015
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dick flying

when you get a lot boys in your dms
friend 1- what are you doing tonight

friend 2- not much just getting dick flying tonight
by rainbow908 November 14, 2019
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