Your Mother

The person that can't get enough of my cock

Your mother stroked my genetals last night

by Wanglechild December 13, 2020

Cracking Your Homeboy

Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.

Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?

by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025

National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*

Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits

by . March 6, 2023

your mothers chin

a word to be usesed as a response or comeback

mom:whens the last time you did the dishs
me:your mothers chin

by CoppyCatNinja22 December 22, 2020

Give your girl a hoodie day

Give your girl a hoodie day is January 15

Bf: here’s my hoodie it’s January 15 nation give your girl a hoodie day

Gf: oh thanks!

by Hoodiegirl January 15, 2020

NATIONAL fuck your gf day

December 10

Today is National fuck your gf day!

by UrBaN DiCkeRKnOt December 10, 2023

butter in your back

Often misheard from the phrase 'battery in your back', butter in your back is a mishearing which can be sexual or great for black people who like red lobster.

Jan: "Yo, Steve said he would put butter in your back Carl"

Steve: " I said battery, not butter but I can put butter in Carls back"

Carl: I'ma call a helpline
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Sharon: I'ma butter the back of this lobster.

Jack: At least boil the little guy with his dignity.

by dingerjewman August 27, 2024