Native American dick

Smallest of all human penis sizes. Even smaller than an Asian's.

Little Feather has a tiny Native American dick. Even Chong has a bigger dick than him lol

by Kotarojujo69420 December 10, 2024

Dick Archery

A sexual act wherein a man draws a bullseye on his girlfriend's asshole, gets a running start from across the room, and tries to score a bullseye with his boner.

"Did you hear what happened to Jim? He got hurt playing Dick Archery last night."

by King Logar April 24, 2021

dick ripple

When someone makes a really stupid post in the lj community indiefucks.

Finestdrops has been making a lot of dick ripples lately.

by Sum Fgt March 08, 2005

Sandy dick

Some weird ass thing Raya said to me on Feb 21st . You're weird dude.

The dude got a Sandy dick

by Eneses February 21, 2019

dick pack

Garbage grade weed usually sold by scum bags named Tommy who live in rich people neighborhoods who have a cop as their father. This weed will drive you crazy and is completely overpriced.

Sheldon: Should I cop off tommy after school?
Jerome: Hell nah nigga tommy got that dick pack and his dads an opp.

by urban dickshunhairy March 18, 2018

Dick•ture

Pictures of your cock , that you send to the ol' lady in return for cunt•ures and titt•ures.

Hey babe, send me a cunt•ture of you flicking your bean and in return, I'll send you a fat swollen dick•ture. So when I'm stabbing your pussy with it, you'll know what my cock looks like and you know what to prepare for..... Yes it'll all fit.

by Y•Not August 10, 2021

motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch

a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things

my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again

by slippygf111 July 23, 2024