Dick Beard

Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.

Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.

by The Odd One 44 November 15, 2018

inch-dick

To move slow as fuck; to accomplish almost nothing

This traffic is bullshit, I've been inch-dicking it the whole way to work today...

by StumbOz March 23, 2017

Trailer dick

When you are giving a country boy a blow job in the farmland.

Howdy! Did you give little johnny trailer dick last night!

by Trailer boy March 04, 2017

Bitches on your dick

Something you'd get without that yee yee ass haircut

Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.

Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick.

by LokInCr February 23, 2023

Long Dick Energy

Long Dick Energy is when you have pooty-tang slaying confidence, while achieving a hard-on during sex for an extended period of time.

I gots to have that long dick energy to fuck all these bitches tonight.

by PartyMonkey2000 December 31, 2022

Dubie Dick

Events that occur after getting cucked to the moon and watching as your girl hunts down cooter next to you

Dubie: Wanna be my New Years kiss?
Bella:….
Dubie:where she go?

Bella:hey wanna be my New Years kiss?
McLain:don’t you have a bf?
Bella: He’ll just give me some Dubie Dick later

by Bean030303 January 01, 2023

Phantom Dick

When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there

Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation

by Miercolesdecaida August 10, 2022