Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.

“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.

by hardboi February 3, 2020

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Poudre Valley High School

Hicks

Did ya hear about the hicks tryna hide the powder at Poudre Valley High School?

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

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renton high school

renton high school is one of the schools that you dont wanna go to bout ghetto asff. also a thing called “ mexican vs black “ where i stg every year they fight lmfaoo. 😭 * during class i kid u not u go walk around the school u see a mexican couple kissing in the corner* . im from renton where that bitch idk her name gets pregnant every 2 weeekz “ i thucked up thkubba tay” ass mf . the end

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from renton high school ya he dirty

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alumentary school

Da period in yer early education when they teach you about common chemicals, such as those used in pickling and deodorant.

Da term "alumentary school" could also refer to certain "specialty" education such as cooking-class, where you learn da basics of baking and canning, including da Connecticut law dat says dat a pickle must bounce to be legally defined as a pickle and not just a cucumber.

by QuacksO July 1, 2020

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