mush at me dick

When u try to have sex with your girl but u have a floppy flaccid penis that just pushes against her vagina.

Man!!! U got dat mush at me dick!!!

by Van Nest February 1, 2020

Dick Abusement

When you fuck the living shit out of a thot , a hoe, or the side bitch, but out of nowhere, she manages to tie you up onto the bed/couch with chains and literally starts using your penis in any way possible, usually to satisfy herself.

Yo, I don't think I can go to the strip club bro, last night some thottie and I were having some extreme sex, she made me go thru some Dick Abusement.

by MistahRigoh November 25, 2015

Community dick

Community dick is the male version of community pussy. They care so much about the community, that they practice practice practice so they make sure they are the best pipe layers they can be... And they do it all for the sake of there community. With that being said, u better keep the antibiotics close cause he don't discriminate where he lays that pipe.

Kendra be getting all mad acting like she don't know zeta is community dick. Everyone knows Zeta is community dick and Angie community pussy of Salem Oregon. For God's sake Kendra, you act like u don't know who he is

by uDontNoWhoIAm4Godsake April 6, 2024

guilt dick

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick

I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean

by The Dick Avenger March 14, 2015

Dick Plaid

The type of plaid shirt a dickhead wears to a club. He probably fist pumps and does Dirty Jersey dance moves.

Matt wears dick plaid shirts and thinks he looks good in them.

by sooreal March 22, 2013

Bobby Big Dick on the nigga

That one quote from Grand Theft Auto V:

Bobby Big Dick on the nigga huh

by Josefth3ripper March 4, 2025

Dick

Noun: Vulgar Slang
1. A man’s penis
“Nathan is a dick”
2. North American: Anything at all
“Nathan doesn’t know dick”

Verb: North American
1. Informal: Mess around; waste time
“Nathan dicks around”
2. For a man to have sexual intercourse
“Nathan cannot dick the opposite sex”

“Nathan is a dick”

by Fulcrum April 21, 2019