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School

If you hate school, please read this.

While going to school may feel unpleasant, you still have to go there so you can have a brighter future.

Now, let me debunk some beliefs/rumors.

“School teaches useless information”
Well, that ‘useless information’ is going to be useful at some point in your life.

“School is worse than a prison”
Have you EVER been to a real prison before?

“I can be doing what I like instead of wasting 7 hours in school”
More like you’re going to play video games for seven or more hours…

“I have to wake up INSANELY early”
According to scientists, waking up early can actually get you ready for the day and maintain good health.

So… School may be a waste, but your life will be more of a waste if you don’t attend it.

Pick one:

LIKE: Horrible life now
DISLIKE: Horrible life in the next 70 or so years
Dumb person: OH I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH, YOU HAVE TO WASTE SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS IN THAT PRISON!!1!1!1!1!!!

Me: School can actually give you a better future…

Dumb person: YEAH RIGHT!!! IMMA DO WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD!!!

*12 years later*

Me: *Owns a big company*

Dumb person: AYO!! HOW DID U GET A POSITION LIKE THAT?!?

Me: I attended school everyday and studied very hard. What position do YOU have?

Dumb person: I WORK AS A BURGER KING CASHIER, I HATE IT!!! I WANT A POSITION LIKE YOU!!!

Me: Well, that’s too bad… You should’ve went to school…
by asdfgpoiuymnbvczlsgeywhehff February 25, 2022
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ecclesfield school

A school. They often set acceptable amount of work, but as of the COVID-19 lockdown, they set double of that amount often to keep them busy.

Little do they know, the amount of work can put too much stress on students’ shoulders-
Online Friend: “Which school do you go to?”

Ecclesfield students: “I go to Ecclesfield School, it’s rough though.
by You Need To Wake Up.. July 3, 2020
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School

A shitty fucking dumbass prison that fucking lasts for 7-8 and is a borderline prison and is essentially a goddamn waste of time because your gonna forget literally everything the next day. Oh yeah, there’s always some dumb low life annoying ass kid that always bother you because those fuckers obviously have nothing better to do. The teachers are also fucking dumbasses half the time that are like “Hey, your getting bullied? I don’t give a shit” because they are usually just some assholes that are there because they want to get paid and don’t give a fuck. They are also fucking dumbasses that say “If you need help, then just ask me” then when you fucking ask them, “WHY DIDN’T YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO MY DIRECTIONS!” They also always have some fucking dumb rules in place like “Hey Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?” “No Jimmy” 8 Minutes Later… “Teacher, I shat my pants”. “WELL WHY DIDN’T YOU FUCKING ASK EARLIER!”.
Timmy: Hey what’s that Prison over there?

Jimmy: Oh that’s not a prison, that’s a school Timmy.
by StfuAlready February 14, 2022
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Madison High School

A school based in Madison Heights, MI that consists of Freshman that think they're the shit just because they got pussy wiped by upperclassmen, Sophomores who drive illegally because they took segment one of drivers ed, Juniors that think they're the all-around shit but in reality they receive gonnarhea from Sophomores and Seniors at Lamphere High School. Then there's the senior class that is just lame but don't really start stuff because they know their place.

The Girls in the school are always yelling out "Brotherrrr" or "Bestie boo" to boys in the hallways when in reality you know they sucking their dick on the dl. The Boy's at Madison talk the most shit about Lincoln and Lamphere but still date girls from there. Lastly, Everyone in Madison thinks their football team is the shit because they went to Ford Field but that's only because their a D7 school and play the shittest teams in their division.
Dan: Damn, I'll never go to Madison High School, Everyone in there is so stuck up
John: Don't, I had the shittest four years of my life at that school.
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Hello World school

Hello World is a programming language course in Kosovo located in Podujeva, Peja and Istog. Everyone suggests to go to the course. So if u live in Kosovo go check them out.
by O.N November 24, 2021
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Portsmouth high school

Portsmouth high school where all white boys think they hard, throw gang signs, wear Raghu clothing, and walk With a strut
Everyone at Portsmouth high school think they hard
by Johnhitcock October 11, 2019
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school

ben: why was tom not at hell (school) yesterday?
ryan: forgot a assignment i guess
by deez nuts smell like salamiii September 2, 2021
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