Dick

It’s the thing known to a woman. Straight or gay. She will always want it. Whenever she wakes up she wants it. Whenever she goes to sleep she wants it.

Bob: I’m going to sleep.
Anika: No please I want your dick.
Bob: Okay. *whips it out*

by urmomforeverrrrr July 14, 2022

Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome

A condition suffered by Trump supporters, blind to facts, information and what is happening in the world.

Also known as Trump Dick sucking syndrome. The Conservative version of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Do you see how Trump supporters suffer from Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome, they can't unlatch from the thing no matter how many facts and receipts you hit them with

by Midwest Veteran March 3, 2025

Dick fatigue

Penis (or Vagina) Fatigue (informal)

A colloquial term describing the phenomenon where prolonged sexual familiarity with the same partner may lead to reduced excitement, novelty, or desire for that partner’s genitalia, prompting interest in variety or different partners. Similar to palate fatigue in food and wine tasting, this reflects a form of sensory and psychological adaptation: overexposure to the same stimulus diminishes perceived intensity and pleasure.

Girl, I’ve been with my man for so long I’m getting dick fatigue, I think it’s time for a change.

by Muybeno August 18, 2025

big dick jr

When your dad has a big dick and he passes it down to you, therefore you are now known as big dick jr

Dad: Hey son, you get any pussy?
Son: Of course daddy, After all i am Big dick jr
Dad: How was it?
Son: She had lizard lips.

by The King named Alex April 23, 2014

Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.

Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.

by FelineRando June 24, 2024

vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever

I really need that vacation dick

by Jish June 13, 2016

Dick Dialing

The male equivalent to a butt dial.

"Hey man, my bad for dick dialing you"

by SnapPeaz December 1, 2023