Rubbing off my ting

A definition given by my good friend Ibzino.

Meaning the wood can get played with any time with or without a spouse.

Can rub it off after or before you leave out for any function or even after the function. It doesn’t matter. Just rub of your ting

“AY BRUDDA IMA RUB OFF MY TING ANYWAY”
“GO ON, RUB OFF YOUR TING”
“IMA RUB OF MY TING ANYWAY”
“RUBBING OFF MY TING”

by M1HUNNA November 13, 2021

My Dad

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021

cheerio my deario

mehitabel the cats catchhphrase
period
a weird one but
i admire her spirit boss

"but wotthehell archy
wot
thehell
its cheerio my deario
that pulls a lady through
-mehitabel"

by archy the cockroach November 13, 2021

bear in my trunk

A bear breaking into the trunk of your car!

Also a bear (man) being inside of your trunk (butt).

Look at that bear in my trunk, Meredith!

by Seiglored November 13, 2021

My Truther

Someone that says ‘my truth’ a lot and doesn’t live in an objective reality. They often excuse lies and live in lala land.

My girlfriend read a psych book now she’s a my truther cause she said: I’m going to put the past (shitty thing I did) behind me and live my truth (whatever that means weirdo).

by deanmontrose November 16, 2021

My love

My love is the reason for my happiness. She makes me feel so happy and loved. She’s someone that I love with my whole entire heart and I will never ever let her go!!!

Caroline is my love :)) <3

by Gayswiftie November 17, 2021

Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"

bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying

by fuckhand November 18, 2021