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National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.
Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.
by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025
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Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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Ket got your tongue

Like cat got your tongue but when you’ve had too much ketamine and you can’t quite spit out the word you want to finish your sentence
Me: hdhdhdkskhdkslshbdhdvdkf
Them: what’s the matter? Ket got your tongue?
by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021
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Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing
stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful
by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020
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south in your mouth

so dont say this a south game it means suck some ones pp
by vtims December 8, 2020
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Your

You're
by rawchickenratio September 13, 2020
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Your dad

Girl: Your dad is straight Boy: No he isnt hes lesbian
by String Bean 28 February 19, 2020
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