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Summer wood

Summer wood - A male erection influenced by the change in season and female summer attire.
That guys got Summer wood.
by udictionary2 July 17, 2014
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Wood

Something you find if you leave your house. Your floor might be made by it too, or your chair.
Random guy: WoW This Floor Is Made By Wood?
Random guy 2: Y e s My man.
by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017
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The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
by Palm Knee June 7, 2025
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chris wood

cutest human being to have ever existed. love him to d word🧍🤍
“chris wood once said: AAAAAAGH!”
by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021
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Winter wood

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.
Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.
by Wood wood pecker the second February 4, 2024
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heads down woods up

A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.
“Wanna play a cheeky game of heads down woods up”
by Dufffyy December 27, 2023
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Mr Wood

tall, white man, with brown curly hair. He is the hottest teacher you’ll see and works in the science department.
mr wood is so hot
by dilf_lover November 24, 2021
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