Self Bidet

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.

I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet

by Segman farts March 4, 2023

Self-discounted

Having the feeling of someone breaking inside of your house

And you can’t defend yourself because you’re too aware and scared.

Oh no I feel self-discounted

by GHXSTRXDER October 8, 2023

Self made princess

One who is a self made Princess

She spoils herself and treats herself on the regular.

That girl is a self made Princess! She treats herself and spoils herself on the regular but she's from the other side of the tracks. You know.

by Tamu2 April 23, 2023

Self-harm

What white girls do at every minor inconvenience

I partake in self-harm.

by Masking tape roll January 19, 2025

I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself

“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

by 🫥me she March 26, 2022

Self-dickrecating

Modest about or critical of one's penis. Especially humorously so.

He calls his manhood absurd looking. He's totally self-dickrecating.

by Leo9money May 27, 2018

Self-Confidence

Self-Confidence is what you find within yourself when life tries to make a move at your insecurities. It has been described as the chess Queen piece of human life, killing all the little soldiers other participants send your way. BUT look out, flaunt your self-confidence too much and it might be taken by a bishop. OOPS. Confidence inwards.

"I have the self-confidence of Shrek herself, do not test me"

by thigh-clamp July 25, 2020