Wet Scooter

A slang term for a male and/or female person who everyone picks on and loves to be rode on. This person can also sometimes be referred to as "Mo" or "Big Mo"

Maureen is truly one big wet scooter

by jmac4791 December 27, 2007

Wet-Pilly

When you wake up in the middle of the night and one side of your face is covered in drool from you pillow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at 2 a.m. I had such a bad Wet-Pilly I had to take a shower right away.

by Devin Lam January 11, 2008

Wet Carrot

When somebody forgets they're a male, and turns into a hormonal and emotional wreck.

This is a Wet Carrot statement: "I wanted you guys to know first because without you guys none of this would have happened. I can't tell you how happy I am and how happy she's made me. Lots of love cause I bloody miss you all so much :( xxxxxxxx"

by canda.reed-brewer June 29, 2012

Wet Clay

A moist black mans arsehole

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"

by Sloppy Spooby May 13, 2015

Wet wipe

Chris

Wet wipe

by just a nigga August 11, 2018

Wet Turkey

Wet Turkey means some really shitty weed. If you smoke weed you know what I am talking about.

That dealer didn't give you dank, he gave you some Wet Turkey.

by Wantedbymany November 21, 2011

wet valdez

When you lick your finger and stick it into an exposed buttcrack

That sluts pants are so low I bet she wouldn't feel a wet valdez

by LAURATHEAWESOME March 17, 2011