Cheek Virgin

Someone who has never been kissed even on the cheek by someone of the opposite gender

"yeah... i'm a cheek virgin :("

by issou September 26, 2018

Virgin Egg

When your retarded classmates play a game called shellshock.io you call the Virgin Egg mean they will be Virgin their whole life.

Friend: *playing Shellshock*
You: Your such a fucking Virgin Egg.

by Virgin Egg December 11, 2018

Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.

Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros

by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023

Virgin

Whoever is reading this right now

You are a big virgin

by Pink guybig dicc March 13, 2020

virgins curse

When you lose your virginity to someone and are then obsessed and think youre in love with them. If you date them you will be obsessed with them but often its not reciprocated if they were not a virgin when you shagged.

I love him so much though! Nah you don't you just got virgins curse

by grumplip June 6, 2024

virgin pina colada

A slushie

Steve: Hey Dave, would you like a virgin pina colada?

Dave: Yo Steve , you mean a slushie?

by Jasmineiswrong June 30, 2017

Virginity

A tea virgins drink when they feel sad

I need me a glass of virginity

by No simping sam April 14, 2020