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two wheeled twat

that two wheeled twat almost had an uh-oh
by magicman123gone September 23, 2009
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Two Venison Donuts

00 buckshot, as in 'two donuts (o's) of venison (buck)'. Used as a warning to people you don't want around, like exes. If they were expecting a meal and hospitality they'd better expect to be eating two venison donuts instead. Could also be used if someone "ate two venison donuts" to mean they took themselves out, although using it that way is pretty disrespectful.
The only thing a guest can expect to eat if they end up on Harold's property is a meal of two venison donuts.
by L. Lowr August 31, 2021
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Two Hit Tallahassee

A two hit tallahassee is a manoeuvre used when a participant in a sesh is unable to fully hit the bong. The user light the bowl and inhale a normally but is unable to pull the ash through into the water. The user exhales the smoke and immediately proceeds to hit the bowl again until there is no ash remaining
Buddy: I've never smoked before

Me: no worries, just smoke a two hit tallahassee
by chillingallday1 June 7, 2019
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tennessee two block

A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.
“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”
by The original Chunky Trunks April 22, 2021
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Two-faced Teddy

A reference from the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast: #2. It consists of Schlatt and Charlie Slimescicle talking shit about Ted, who sits in awe and denies the false claims.
"Now that's the face of two-faced Teddy."

"I am at a loss for words."
by milky-andro February 22, 2021
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the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate
Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split
by Rszs May 4, 2018
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Two man conga

Two males having intercourse stood up, often fighting to synchronise as they shuffle around the room.
"Matty and Will stop two man conga-ing around your hotel room and let's get out into Munich!"
by Rottinghill April 24, 2022
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