Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.

My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.

by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010

Twat swatter

dane Cooks female term for "cock blocker" or a female who prevents another female from sex

boy:wanna have sex? (to girl 1)
Girl 2: she has aids
Girl 1: you twat swatter

by insazian May 15, 2011

Twat Horse

A person who thinks quitting their job and pursuing a life unemployed is the key to life.

"Benton" is a Twat Horse.

by Twat Horse September 24, 2011

Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.

Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat

by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011

Twat

Someone who over excessively sends pointless tweets every 5 seconds.

Becky on Twitter:

-Just woke up!
-about to get in the shower!
-blow drying my hair!
-what to wear what to wear?
-eating pancakes!
-in my car!
-halfway to school!
-at school!
-in first block!
-ETC.

Rachel on her phone:
OMGGGG! Becky is such a friggen Twat!

by purtyyyyygirlllllll November 14, 2010

twat seal

nova ring prevemt leak

you have a faulty twat seal

by gangastarster July 31, 2006

snatch twat

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"

n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"

by GDub20 May 14, 2007