Trump porn

Aggrandizing montages of news clips of Mr. Trumps best moments, watched for pleasure.

After my wife went to bed last night, I snuck downstairs and watched Trump porn.

by tho4m October 14, 2017

pull a trump

When you need to build a wall in fortnite

Guy 1:"THAT GUYS HAS A SNIPER. PULL A TRUMP!"
Guy 2:"K" *builds wall"

by makinglunch March 13, 2018

Trump Tang

A brand of poo-tang media hype surrounding a man like an effervescent cloud of orange haze and the sweet mist parasitic recal infection of "It's amazing," and "It's gonna be great," bs to cover any terrible stench or gov't plot. Mix with water to disolve.

Trump Tang is available to drink at your local Senate until 2018.

by ImaZnGo February 5, 2017

Game of Trump

The fight for survival by members of President Donald Trump's administration. There is cutthroat betrayal, backstabbing and fierce infighting as people struggle to survive The Orange King. Game of Thrones, President Trump, Trump army, Trump, Trumper, Trumpestuous, Trump hammer, Trumpspeak, Trumpuzzle, Trump trounce, Donald Trump, Make America great again, Democrats, Republicans, Hillary Clinton, Russiagate, Putin, Trumpcare, North Korea, Red Wedding

I have watched five members of the Trump administration resign or get fired in the last month. It really is Game of Trump, I wonder if there will be a Red Wedding?!

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2017

Bologna Trump

When a woman performs oral sex on a man who has a flaccid penis while he is eating a bag of Cheetos (flavor or type/texture of Cheeto does not matter).

I went home with a super hot hot guy and all that happened was a bologna trump.

by Mousetrap033 August 31, 2018

triple trump

to be fucked by three white males at the same time. in the mouth, ass, and pussy:)

"i just got triple trumped by chad, johnny, and william.

by baddie0911 June 1, 2018

Trump Figures

Overvalued or inflated numbers or percents issued by an unscrupulous or corrupt businessperson, so that their rogue or shady businesses could secure better loan terms and insurance deals, and would pay lesser tax.

Mr. Pinocchio could be fined up to $250m and be banned from doing business in his home state should he be found guilty of submitting an obscene number of trump figures related to his bigly valued properties.

by Numerati October 2, 2023