touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.

person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!

by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020

Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.

Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.

by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020

Toilet Treat

peeing and then pooping in someone’s mouth and then slapping the person’s face to “flush”

Dawg, I hope she lets me leave her a toilet treat tonight!

by ofcimsober June 24, 2020

Toilet Bowl Hoe

A hoe, typically trashy who believes all the lies that people feed her saying she's all that

steph is such a Toilet Bowl Hoe, all her clients tell her all this hot shit and she believes it

by Steezmiester June 29, 2020

Toilet paper

Was once one of the most valuable items of all time

Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?

by Mmm m jm July 1, 2020

Toilet Ghost

Toilet Ghosts - After sex, when the urge to piss occurs, the little bits of remaining semen spray into the toilet, and turn into wisps that look like ghosts.

Yo bro, check out my Toilet Ghost...

by Vladimir AK-47 July 30, 2020

Toilet fbs

A server that's absolute gayness.
members:
Maple- obsessed with shibes
Klai- baby boi
Shin-the most normal person also brazil
Egg-complete autism also complete bottom
Plane boi- normal but not normal
Fork-pro memer
Gazel-doesnt exist
No aim-mincarft
Coolio-mr steal your girl

Person 1:"Being in Toilet fbs is pure sex."
Person 2:"what is wrong with you..."

by GayAssOmlet August 25, 2020