Captain's Wafers

an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc.

According to David Beard, the director of training at Lance, Inc., the name of the Captain's Wafers came from the idea that "on a ship, the captains always had the best of everything when it came to meals.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Captain Patakat

Sunk the SS Sandu and caused the deaths of 35 billion dinosaurs. Captain Mhewin managed to salvage the ship after Captain Patakat was struck in the head by a pressure regulating wheel.

The Sandu Sank, and Captain Patakat did it.

by aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ1348 February 27, 2019

Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers

the tenth book in the Captain Underpants series created by Dav Pilkey. It was published on January 15, 2013

Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers is the best book

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

captain woody

A man that has some good sex with a nice size penis.

Can't take it anymore captain woody.
Captain woody your sex is the bomb.

by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013

Captain Rona

When the fashion clothes fairy has completely missed your house and you’re entire wardrobe is purchased at you’re local hardware store

Yo Captain Rona, is that a belt or a tool pouch?

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain Thicc

A man that loves only the most THICC women around.

Hey, look at this Captain THICC over here.

by Mr. Nut, himself. October 29, 2018

Captain Warpspeed

45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.

"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024