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Chicken Nugget

A common form of discipline first adopted by vexed American townspeople in the early and mid 19th century, to eradicate bank robbers and consisting of three basic actions done unto the criminal:

a. the criminal would be tied down, and his arms and legs removed by wood saw, becoming a 'nugget'

b. he would then be tarred and feathered, becoming a 'chicken' in addition to already being a 'nugget'

c. finally, he would be placed at the site of his robbery, and be made to squawk like a chicken, thus becoming a 'chicken nugget'. Oftentimes, the criminal would later be eaten by members of the community, completing the nuggetting cycle

More recently, this practice has been revived to punish noobs, posers, and virgin sluts, and the nugget is usually consumed at the local KFC by all of their past victims
e.g. #1
Towns person: You robbed our bank, you know what this means. Chicken Nugget Time!

Criminal: Please, please, please just kill me. Do anything, anything, pierce my urethra with an infected needle, anything, just don't make me into a chicken nugget... I'll suck your dick man...

Towns person: You have left me no choice. Prepare the saws. But wait, first... were you serious about the bj?

e.g. #2

Guy 1: bro! Why are you cutting off Jim's arms and legs, he was gonna answer all of our lab questions!

Guy 2: Dude, chillax. Jim isn't gonna die until I finish chicken nuggetting him. Besides, he was a total poser - he was only pretending to be smart. I can't wait to try him with Honey BBQ
by achilles27 May 3, 2009
mugGet the Chicken Nuggetmug.

chicken-boy

A kid who plays videogames over the internet's screen name.

A mutatino that is half chicken and half human male.
VideoGamePlayer: Chicken-Boy owns me.

"Would a Chicken-Boy taste good"
by Steven Jack August 6, 2004
mugGet the chicken-boymug.

Chicken Jalfrezi

Crazy. (in rhyming slang - made up by me, not an original Cockney one!)
Wow that party was totally Chicken Jalfrezi!
by FraggleLocks March 25, 2010
mugGet the Chicken Jalfrezimug.

Stroke the chicken

To try and persuade or provoke someone to do something when you know that they will definitely not do it because they are too scared.
Abseiling:

Brad - "Come on jack you can do it"
Jack - "I'm scared of heights!"
Brad - "Don't think, just do it"
Christina - "Don't stroke the chicken Brad"
by AbseilingMemories August 7, 2009
mugGet the Stroke the chickenmug.

chicken spaghetti

Noodles, Velveeta cheese, and chopped of chicken pieces. They are then mixed together to a make a wonderful dinner
That chicken spaghetti is amazing derik! Thank you for making me such a great dinner!
by Princess Haley April 8, 2008
mugGet the chicken spaghettimug.

cocaine chicken

When two or more people partake in the act of breaking down equal lines of cocaine and racing eachother to the end of the line....everyones a winner!
"Remember that game of cocaine chicken????" "I cant feel my face."
by RYCY April 25, 2012
mugGet the cocaine chickenmug.

Chicken Kick

The act of when a woman is giving a blowjob and the man climaxes and kicks the woman in the vagina while he is making the sound of a chicken
We cannot have any children because we've done too many chicken kicks
by KentuckyFriedKick February 25, 2018
mugGet the Chicken Kickmug.

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