surf porn

Pictures and videos of usually, large, glassy, beautiful waves with crystalline tubes, surfed by athletic, golden-haired surfers, sometimes at sunset. Routinely found on surfing web sites, used to attract visitors, sell products.

At some point, I stopped watching surf porn, bought a board, and learned to surf myself.

This site is nothing but surf porn. No good articles.

by LeighBotts June 22, 2016

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PBS Porn

Shows aired on Public Broadcasting Service member stations that are especially raunchy or sexual. Usually of British origin.

Person 1: Wanna watch PBS Porn?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about Person 1?
Person 1: Like Poldark and shit

by nothingneko March 21, 2023

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Pedal Porn

When a subject, usually a sufferer of G.A.S., spends their free time watching any number of Youtube music channels for all the gear demos and reviews they can't get their hands on. Will often be seen browsing Reverb or Ebay for deep deals to soothe their needs.

Dude, why did you buy a Metalzone?
Well, it was just too good a deal and you never know when you might need one
Quit lying. Its all that Pedal Porn. I saw you on Ola's channel checking it out. Plus I found the Phaser you were watching Andy from Reverb try out.
Okay, I like pedals but its not like I'm an addict

by Bass Man Space Man March 26, 2020

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